Why did you decide to match the hair to the dress?
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me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work: that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
THE BIGGEST WORKING IN RETAIL MOOD
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this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface
(Source: weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter, via shuhvon)
дракончик
Amazing
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Why should i say thank you if a man tells me im beautiful when i’m the one that’s beautiful
Literally. Like ur welcome
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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it
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before you say anything, think to yourself “is this something that would get me diagnosed with hysteria and institutionalized in the 19th century?” and if the answer is yes, carry on
Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ
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